A conversation recently overheard in heaven

Michael, how long has it been since I tried to turn southern California into a swamp?

Oh, four months or so.

Mm hm. Then we followed that up with those two weeks of blue blazes, now I remember. What's it been like lately down there?

I overheard John saying it was the best weather he'd seen all year.

Did he. He's fun to screw with. Anything on his schedule worth noting?

Let's see... Well, he just got some new toys for his bike for his birthday yesterday that he was looking forward to using tomorrow morning. Oh oh! And he has tickets to watch the Rangers play in Anaheim tomorrow night. Last series of the season.

Well shoot the horse and slap me silly! I'm calling up thunder and lightning for this one!

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Come on. Just. Come on.